R U Okay? Feeling Butthurt?

Butthurt Cream is the perfect solution. With 1500 mg of CBD, this body lotion is perfect for soothing your body when you're triggered and/or butthurt. Buy for yourself, or even better yet, buy for a friend when you're dealing with their BS.

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butthurtcream

Butthurt Cream (4oz)

$80.00 USD
$115.00 USD $80.00 USD
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Ingredients

Organic Shea Butter, Organic Aloe Leaf Juice, Cannabidiol, Emulsifying Wax
(Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60), Glycerin, Cocoa Butter,
Phenoxyethanol, Stearic Acid,Witch Hazel Water, Vitamin E (Tocopherol),
Helianthus Annuus, Rosa Damascena, Organic White Willow Bark, Mango
Helianthus Annuus, Citrus Sinensis, Lavandula Angustifolia, Xanthan Gum,
Alcohol, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate.

Contains 1500 mg CBD

How to use

DIRECTIONS: Apply a dime sized amount to the desired area. If you are Butthurt you can (and should) use more. External use only. Do not use on open wounds or thin skin areas. Use 1-4 times daily as desired. Keep out of sunlight. Store in a cool dry place. Keep out of reach of children and pets. If adverse affects occur use cool water to remove the product and discontinue use. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Shipping

We'll ship it to you. That's how it works.

Return policy

Due to the nature of this being a cosmetic product, we don't do returns. If you don't like it and are Butthurt about it, consider buying more.

  • All Organic and Shit

    Organic. Non-GMO. No BS. Know that when your friend applies Butthurt Cream after being Butthurt that deep down, they're still being taken care of.

  • It's Good Sh*t

    It's actually good cream. Use it for when you have sore muscles or want to relax, or something. But really it's for people that are Butthurt.

  • It's a Gag Gift

    But not really, because let's be real...you're butthurt, or your friend's butthurt, and they could really use it.

  • We Accept Crypto

    Pay in BTC, ETH, USDC, DOGE, or LITECOIN (cause let's be real no one likes Litecoin anyway).